Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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