mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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