the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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