She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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