the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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