Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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