If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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