I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Randomize
