yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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