Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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