margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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