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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Reggie can tackle my bush.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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