This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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