I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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