New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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