I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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