Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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