everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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