Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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