just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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