I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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