I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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