Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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