ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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