exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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