Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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