i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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