I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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