Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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