Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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