...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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