just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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