Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
