dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i jhust puked up my retainher.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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