was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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