I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
did i walk over a car last night?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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