god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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