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I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Found your dick twin last night
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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