I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we made out on top of his cat.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
