He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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