So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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