Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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