i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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