My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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