So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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