Buhtt sex?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Boobs speak an international language.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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