He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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