This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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