We're like a lot better than the average bears
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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