the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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