Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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