i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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