jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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