these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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