He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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